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crunchier:

hot boys are so fun until you realize they don’t want you

(via hate)

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disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns, via vvebkin)

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carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned

carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned

(via grawly)

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averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

(via the-nerdy-mermaid)

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kalei-love:

nineteenlives:

tgieph:

tgieph:

tgieph:

tgieph:

tgieph:

tgieph:

tgieph:

I’ve had like no success on Tinder so let’s see how I do if I’m a burrito instead

Update: it’s 30 seconds of swiping and I have 8 matches already I didn’t know that’s possible

JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU NON-UNGGOS DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF ATTENTION I CAN’T MULTITASK MESSAGES I HAVE LEARNED THI SABOUT MY SELF TODAY


THIS IS WHY I AM SINGLE

What if the story that I have to tell my kids one day is that I met their mother while acting like a burrito? God, that’d be so romantic

JESUS CHRIST I”VE GOTTEN 8 NUMBERS TONIGHT


No one man should have ALL THAT POWER

THAT LAST COMMENT WAS ME OMFG

I’m proud of you, man.

kalei-love:

nineteenlives:

tgieph:

tgieph:

tgieph:

tgieph:

tgieph:

tgieph:

tgieph:

I’ve had like no success on Tinder so let’s see how I do if I’m a burrito instead

Update: it’s 30 seconds of swiping and I have 8 matches already I didn’t know that’s possible

JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU NON-UNGGOS DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF ATTENTION I CAN’T MULTITASK MESSAGES I HAVE LEARNED THI SABOUT MY SELF TODAY

THIS IS WHY I AM SINGLE

What if the story that I have to tell my kids one day is that I met their mother while acting like a burrito? God, that’d be so romantic

JESUS CHRIST I”VE GOTTEN 8 NUMBERS TONIGHT

No one man should have ALL THAT POWER

THAT LAST COMMENT WAS ME OMFG

I’m proud of you, man.

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stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

image

you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(via the-nerdy-mermaid)

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jimmorrison1969:

REMINDERS:
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. u aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.

(via spacebasketcase)

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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

(via zackisontumblr)

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