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2 days ago

c1u:

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

(Source: reheating, via notmad-justbirate)

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3 days ago

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via peanutbutterwarrior)

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3 days ago

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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3 days ago
pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via okay)

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3 days ago

unvainly:

i kinda just wanna sleep for 48203847 years and dream about the perfect guy and our perfect life i mean is that too much to ask for

(via okay)

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3 days ago

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via malira)

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2 weeks ago

thatrand0mgirl:

To date me you must battle my seven extreme insecurities.

(via lyingtongue)

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2 weeks ago

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

image

(via biscuitprince)

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2 weeks ago
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