I’ve had like no success on Tinder so let’s see how I do if I’m a burrito instead
Update: it’s 30 seconds of swiping and I have 8 matches already I didn’t know that’s possible
JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU NON-UNGGOS DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF ATTENTION I CAN’T MULTITASK MESSAGES I HAVE LEARNED THI SABOUT MY SELF TODAY
THIS IS WHY I AM SINGLE
What if the story that I have to tell my kids one day is that I met their mother while acting like a burrito? God, that’d be so romantic
JESUS CHRIST I”VE GOTTEN 8 NUMBERS TONIGHT
No one man should have ALL THAT POWER
THAT LAST COMMENT WAS ME OMFG
I’m proud of you, man.
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. u aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy